I don’t live my life by whim or committee and detest those who do. If you can’t find an opinion on your own, or worse, can’t own your words without influence from those around you, you really have business saying anything at all. I am not a mind reader, if you need something or have something to say, speak up – again unless you make your voice heard, you have no business saying anything at all. Ill placed blame and anger at issues known only to ones self should be turned inward and not directed at some undelivered expectation. If you have a voice use it, if you have a choice voice it, if you have an opinion own it.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Tragedy struck today, on the eve of President-elect Barack Obama’s inauguration, when outgoing President George W. Bush suddenly exploded. Details are still sketchy at the moment, but it would appear that Bush, today, came to the realization that he would no longer be President and “would hold his breath until he turned blue.” Secret service officials report that this has happened frequently over the past eight years and that the President’s mother and former First Lady, Barbara Bush was usually on hand to console her son as she often did when her husband held the office. A distraught Vice President, Dick Cheney was lead away in tears, rumored to have been mubling, “Goddamn Hammas, always blowing stuff up. I wanted to take him quail hunting. Does this mean I’m charge now?” Tomorrow’s inauguration will continue as scheduled.